Political quote of the day – (continued)

“I can’t decipher what your comments are about, and just listening to them sapped ten points off my IQ.” –Anon.

“I don’t want to hear all this talk about dying for your country. You’re supposed to make the sons of bitches on the other side die for their country!” –Gen. George Patton

“I can’t really pronounce that word so I refuse to solve for those.”

“He’s a bloodsucking leftist…I mean, you gotta put a stake through his heart to stop this guy.” –Lou Dobbs

“The average is a 37 out of 90, which is a little low.”

“If [the media] convince enough voters that that is negative campaigning, for me to call Barack Obama out on his associations then I don’t know what the future of our country would be in terms of First Amendment rights and our ability to ask questions without fear of attacks by the mainstream media.” –Sarah Palin

“Apparently there were lots of women who would marry a millionaire sight-unseen but would not appear on national TV in a swimsuit.” .

“The white Christian heterosexual married male is the epitome of everything right with America”—Michael Savage

“If you’re unhappy about it, don’t ask me, just be unhappy.”

“John McCain and I, we love you and thank you for spending a few minutes to talk to me.” –Sarah Palin

“I would get rid of this variable Va that I don’t give a rat’s ass about.”

“Teen Sex: The New “Midnight Basketball”?” –Anon

“Only dead fish go with the flow.” –Sarah Palin

”Life’s tough…..it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.” — John Wayne

“Clergy types are just insurance salesmen in funny clothes.” –Anon
“I check my email about forty-seven thousand times a day.”

“This has been a country built, basically, by white folks”—Pat Buchanan

“About 10 of you have asked me via email about it and I have sort of randomly replied to about 5 of you.”

“But ultimately what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the healthcare reform that is needed to help shore up our economy.” –Sarah Palin

“Zero plus zero is pretty close to zero.”

“Since you shoot your mouth off so often, I know there’s room in there for your foot.” –inactive.

“America has become a world leader in promoting abortion, pornography, same sex marriage, sex trafficking, divorce, illegitimate births, child abuse, and many other forms of debauchery.” –Sally Kern

“We did not have a terrorist attack on our country during President Bush’s term”. –Dana Perino

“On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today — our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.” — Barack Obama

“Exercise freaks … are the ones putting stress on the health care system.” —Rush Limbaugh

“Anything I can’t solve for myself in five minutes becomes student research.”

“One of the good things about being a professor is that every time you’re confused it becomes someone else’s research project.”

“I am not going to give you a number for it because it’s not my business to do intelligent work.” –Donald Rumsfeld

“I think on a national level your Department of Law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we’ve been charged with and automatically throw them out.” –Sarah Palin

“See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.” –George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

“You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that.” –President Bush, to a divorced mother of three in Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

“I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter.” –Michele Bachmann

“If there was evolution, why are there still apes?”

“We are being told that we have to hope he succeeds, that we have to bend over, grab the ankles … because his father was black”—Rush Limbaugh

“I’m like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I’m like, don’t let me miss the open door. Show me where the open door is.” –Sarah Palin

“I like keeping all those degenerates in one location so we can keep an eye on them.” –Bill Cunningham

“Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.”

“”People such as scientist Stephen Hawking wouldn’t have a chance in the U.K., where the National Health Service would say the life of this brilliant man, because of his physical handicaps, is essentially worthless.”

“You have three people in the White House that are in love with eugenics or whatever it is you would call it today.” –Glenn Beck

“Congress would make it mandatory — absolutely require — that every five years people in Medicare have a required counseling session that will tell them how to end their life sooner.” —Betsy McCaughey

“The White House is perfectly timed, perfectly programmed, perfectly educated to destrop capitalism…and they’re in the process of doing it.” –Rush Limbaugh

“We should not have a government program that determines if you’re going to pull the plug on grandma.” —Sen. Chuck Grassley

“Left Unalakleet warmth for rain in Juneau tonite. No drought threat down here, ever but consistent rain reminds us: ‘No rain? No rainbow!'” –one of many Tweets by Sarah Palin that William Shatner recited as poetry on “The Tonight Show”

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