Response list for Trump supporters

Adapted from Art Buchwald’s July 12th, 1973 Article in the Sentinel Star
“Response List for Nixon Backers”
“These are difficult times for people who are defending the Trump administration. No matter where they go they are attacked by pseudo-liberals, Clinton lovers, heterosexual constitutionalists and paranoid Nancy Pelosi believers.

As a public service, I am printing instant responses for loyal Trumpers when they are attacked at a party. Please cut it out and carry in your pocket

1. Everyone does it
2. What about her emails
3. A President can’t keep track of everything his staff does.
4. The liberal media is blowing the whole thing up
5. Whatever Trump did was for national security.
6. The Democrats are sore because they lost the election
7. Are you going to believe fake news or the President of the United States
8. Wait until all the facts come out
9. What about her emails
10. If you impeach Trump you get Pence
11. The only thing wrong with the Ukraine affair is some bad actors got caught
12. What about the whistleblower
13. It happens in Europe all the time
14. People would be against Trump no matter what he did
15. I’d rather have a corrupt guy in the White House than a fool
16. Clinton used to read FBI reports every night
17. What’s the big deal about finding out what your opposition is up to?
18. The President was too busy running the country to know what was going on
19. What about her emails
20. Please who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones
21. Clinton would have lost anyway
22. Maybe the Trump Campaign went a little too far, but they were just doing their job
23. I’m not for breaking the law, but sometimes you have to do it to save the country
24. Trump made a mistake. He’s only human
25. Do you realize what the Ukraine affair is doing to the dollar abroad?
26. What about the hacked DNC server
27. Obama did a lot worse things
28. I’m sick and tired of hearing about Ukraine and so is everybody else
29. This thing should be tried in the courts and not on television.
30. When Trump gives his explanation of what happened there are going to be a lot of people in this country with egg on their faces
31. My country right or wrong
32. Who is the whistleblower
33. I think the people who make all this fuss about Ukraine should just shut up
34. If the Democrats had the money they would have done the same thing
35. I never knew or trusted Sondland, and never met Parnas or Furman
36. If you say one more word about Ukraine I’ll never speak to you again
37. Everyone knows it was Ukraine that interfered in the 2016 US Election
38. Russia did not interfere in the 2016 US Election
39. The President just wanted to assure corrupt entities did not receive US aid


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